第658章 最能鱉的人!


            

            
            
            
            
            
                龍傲天和陸程文的眼珠子都快掉地上了。
                
            

            

            
            
                一邊的華雪凝哈哈大笑。
                
            

            

            
            
                陸程文憋著笑:“這就算了吧,咱們都是兄弟,犯不上的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                龍傲天站了起來:“師叔!您不仗義啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我不仗義!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “您說了,您最民主,你直接把姓氏給定死了,那誰能爭得過陸程文?”
                
            

            

            
            
                趙日天道:“你先別吵,我跟程文再商量商量。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你是不是腦子有坑?師叔這是擺明了就只想幫陸程文,所以才這麼定的!你忍陸程文當幹爺爺都沒用!還不明白嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                趙日天道:“師叔,你騙我啊?”
                
            

            

            
            
                明地煞道:“我是個精神病,全江湖都知道,我怎麼騙人?何況你這麼聰明!”
                
            

            

            
            
                趙日天害羞地一揮手:“你別……這麼大聲,龍傲天聽到該自卑了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                明地煞道:“好!那我就展開一次選拔,你們誰贏了,誰晉級,舉手無悔,一碗水端平,怎麼樣?”
                
            

            

            
            
                龍傲天道:“不能給陸程文開後門!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “拿我當什麼人了?”明地煞道:“我這次的標準,就三個標準!公平!公平!還是他媽的——公平!”
                
            

            

            
            
                明地煞想了想:“這樣,我們分為智、勇、孝,三個環節來比試……”
                
            

            

            
            
                龍傲天一把按住明地煞的手腕:“師叔,比過了,這個環節我該吃的吃了,該挨的揍,遭的罪,都完成了。陸程文該佔的便宜都佔完了,咱們換個項目吧!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦,這樣啊。”
                
            

            

            
            
                趙日天湊近龍傲天:“你吃啥啦?”
                
            

            

            
            
                龍傲天:“滾。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “說說唄,好吃嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                明地煞道:“那這樣,我問你們,一加一等於幾……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “也玩兒過了!”龍傲天道:“師叔,您得說點那些,跟他們不一樣的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦,我還得說跟別人不一樣的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “對!不是‘他媽的公平’嗎?就不能是這種由主觀來判斷的項目,就像是游泳、跑步,誰贏誰輸立竿見影的那種!”
                
            

            

            
            
                明地煞想了半天:“有了!為了公平起見,你們三個,競拍!嘿嘿,誰出的錢多,我就幫誰晉級。這個沒問題吧?”
                
            

            

            
            
                趙日天大喊一聲:“這個公平!我同意!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龍傲天真的是……想打死趙日天。