陸程文冷清秋 作品

第389章 雞蛋,不能都放在一個籃子裡


            

            
            
            
            
            
                車騎天王一身舊傷加新傷,遍體鱗傷。
                
            

            

            
            
                跪在那張清朝的實木床跟前。
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東笑著道:“想好了嗎?寶貝兒!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “是,我想明白了,應該說實話的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “嗯,開始吧,別耽誤時間了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “事情是這樣的!”
                
            

            

            
            
                車騎天王一下子自信了起來:
                
            

            

            
            
                “我是陸程文的一個手下。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “他讓我去給他偷一個寶貝!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “什麼寶貝?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不知道。”
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東歪著頭,看著他,繼續燃燒耐心。
                
            

            

            
            
                車騎天王趕緊道:“但是!這件寶貝很神奇!”
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東的眼睛亮了:“怎麼個神奇法?”
                
            

            

            
            
                車騎天王心說我得編得好才行,不然非死在這個死富二代手裡不可。
                
            

            

            
            
                “那寶貝不大!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “嗯。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “但是稍微有點分量!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我為了這件寶貝,受了這一身的傷。”
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東一拍大腿:“合理!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我帶著寶貝回去,陸程文答應,只要確認是真品,就給我一個億!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦?還挺值錢?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “但是要鑑定真偽,有點麻煩。”
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東又一拍大腿:“對上了!‘寶貝’和‘麻煩’都對上了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                車騎天王繼續道:“他鑑定完了,就會找我過去,給我轉賬。當然,小回天丸是因為我給他辦事,他當然不能讓我死了。以後他想要寶貝,還得找我嘛!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “對對對,繼續繼續,說寶貝。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我能站起來說話嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “能啊!”霍文東對邦道芒道:“給他弄一凳子,讓他坐下。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “渴了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “上茶上茶。”
                
            

            

            
            
                車騎天王可算是喝到一口水了,牛飲啊。
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東焦急地等待著:“快喝,喝完繼續說。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “這件寶貝,有一個特殊的、神奇的、偉大的能力!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “什麼能力?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “可以讓……不行的男人,勇猛得跟嫪毐一樣!嘎嘎霸道!嘎嘎兇狠!嘎嘎生猛!可以說是超能力,起死回生一般!”
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東激動了。
                
            

            

            
            
                後面的邦道芒也激動了:“少爺,有了這個寶貝,您的病就有救了啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “咳咳!”
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東使勁兒咳嗽了一聲,回頭瞪了他一眼。
                
            

            

            
            
                邦道芒知道自己著急了,趕緊低下頭,不吭聲了。
                
            

            

            
            
                霍文東笑了,雙手在自己的大腿上來回地搓:“呵呵呵,哈哈哈……兄弟,身體還行吧?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “還行,就是疼,餓。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我馬上給你安排吃的東西,你再跟我說說那件寶貝,它……什麼樣子,怎麼個用法?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “聽說,我是聽說啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “嗯嗯嗯。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “用法極其簡單。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “是嗎?!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “應該就是個小球球,說是漢代的一顆夜明珠。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我的天!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “但是這個夜明珠,您猜怎麼著?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “怎麼著!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “有味道!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “男人只要聞一聞……”